The Revelation - Gyrating Bhtch

Horace, your act has made us so proud
You used your powers in the midst of a crowd
And though your path was not all that great
You've finally taken control of your fate

I've never felt so happy and free
So what if they know the Captain is me?
My dear vegetable friends, I can't thank you enough
You've helped me through so much difficult stuff

I can't believe what I just saw
My head is spinning in a whirlwind of awe
All my conceptions are coming undone
The two that I love really are one

I've never felt so happy and free
So what if they know the Captain is me?
Mindy, my sweet, I'm so glad that you know
I'm so much more than some ordinary Joe

The Captain has been revealed for all to see
Now I know he's not you, and you know he's not me
For years Flywheel's legend has grown and evolved
This town's biggest mystery has finally been solved

I've never felt so happy and free
So what if they know the Captain is me?
A brand new start can now begin to take root
For the use of my powers my costume's now moot.