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The Ahi Tuna Story, Part I
There was once a joint called the Noyes Street Café
It was right by the tracks, and boy was it gay!
It was run by a Greek dude, and they called him Jimmy
He was the owner-slash-cook-slash-manager-slash-dummy

What do you want, what do you wish?
Ahi is a kind, and Tuna is a fish
What do you want, what do you wish?
Ahi is a kind, and Tuna is a fish

Jimmy’s wife, Lorna, she also was dim
She’d sit in the back, smoke fags and down gin
Her sole contribution was the art on the wall
Some of it was long, and some of it was tall

What do you want, what do you wish?
Ahi is a kind, and Tuna is a fish
What do you want, what do you wish?
Ahi is a kind, and Tuna is a fish

HEY ALL YOU GB FANS!
STAY TUNED FOR THE AHI TUNA STORY PART II!
COMING SOON!!!

The host’s name was Dino, that’s Dino Calabrese
Who once told me “Ben, there’s blood in my pee”
He used to drink Jack; he’d drink a whole fifth
And then really wondered why his mind was so pithed

What do you want, what do you wish?
Ahi is a kind, and Tuna is a fish
What do you want, what do you wish?
Ahi is a kind, and Tuna is a fish

So I got a job there, ‘cause I needed the dough
I schlepped burgers and breadsticks and man did it blow
I’d work a few nights, I’d work Saturday morn
And I’d walk out of there with five bucks and forlorn
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