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It's Raining Ben

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Batshit Messiah
My friends, I've come to tell you a tale
Of those rodents flying around in the air
Landing to eat a mosquito or cricket
Washing them down with ants from the thicket

I would never lie or stretch the truth
I've been eating guano since my youth
So my friend, come eat with me
Nirvana awaits, you will see

Returning to their cave where they do roost
Soon their food digests and then they poop
The nitrogen-rich guano that comes out their asses
Can do many things, like help feed the masses

I would never lie or stretch the truth
I've been eating guano since my youth
So my friend, come eat with me
Nirvana awaits, you will see

You can use it to fertilize the crops you grow
Or you can eat it, just like the yellow snow
It will help you to be a better person
And could make you famous, like Corbin Bernsen

I would never lie or stretch the truth
I've been eating guano since my youth
So my friend, come eat with me
Nirvana awaits, you will see

Self improvement is only a spoonful away
Just remember to eat it everyday
Then you will grow; spiritually, mentally, and physically, too
All you have to do is eat the poo

I would never lie or stretch the truth
I've been eating guano since my youth
So my friend, come eat with me
Nirvana awaits, you will see
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song length: 00:03:52

song rating: 9.62

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