Thanks For The Fisting, Mom

I love my mom – she’s the best
But when it comes to fisting – I gotta protest
[Turnaround]
Her form is bad – and her nails aren’t filed
Is that anyway – to treat your child?

Thanks for the fisting
Sorry for resisting
Knuckles in my colon
Rectum thoroughly swollen

I went to Dad – for some advice
How to tell mom – but still be nice
[Turnaround]
He’s said I should – grin and bear it
Though I’d prefer – a duct-taped ferret

[Bridge]

Thanks for the fisting
Sorry for resisting
Knuckles in my colon
Rectum thoroughly swollen

I’ll just stock up – on more butt balm
Thanks for – the fisting, Mom