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Ten Gallon Pants
Some people like hats – others their boots
Giant belt buckles and eighteen-piece suits
But ounce-for-fluid ounce, I’ll make my stance
With my trusty six-shooter and Ten Gallon Pants

Two-four-six-eight
A generous cut and very lightweight!
Three-five-seven-nine
My Ten Gallon Pants are simply divine!

When I was young, three was enough
When I had five, I thought I was tough
But it wasn’t ‘til later that the ladies all swooned
When in Ten Gallons Trousers I was pantalooned

I’ve got a pair of Ten Gallon Pants
Paid for in full by government grants
Copyright 1991-2050 Gyrating Bhtch. All Rights Reserved. Webmaster

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