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Fuck This & Fuck You

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Don Ameche and His Flaming Boxes of Kleenex
At Ameche's Pumpernickel in Coralville
Ron Ameche served food, but wanted a bigger thrill
So they Bhtch Bhmbed Perkins for egregious Scramblers
This was quite a big risk for these small-time gamblers

Perkins - know for its Tremendous Twelve
Responded in kind - in Bhtch Bhmbing they delved
And so began The Great Ostrich War
With Bhtches Bhmbing Bhtches - oh, and your mom's a whore

This is no timeshare! This is a madhouse! A MADHOUSE!

Ron called Dad in to settle the dispute
But on his way he stopped at a house of ill repute
Don "found" a folder of money, and scratched his itch
Which did nothing to stop the Bhmbings of Bhtch

This is no timeshare! This is a madhouse! A MADHOUSE!

This is no timeshare! This is a madhouse! A MADHOUSE!

When Don finally arrived, things were much worse
Pumpernickel and Perkins - chorus and verse
Like the Will to Power of Friedrich Nietzsche
Became The Great Ostrich War to Don Ameche

This is no timeshare! This is a madhouse! A MADHOUSE!
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Funny, but not funny ha ha