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Fuck This & Fuck You

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Texas Klotz
He rides into town on his invisible horse
He shows no mercy; has no remorse
All Texans know him but they have no fear
He just eats their food and drinks all of their beer

Texas Klotz rides across the plains
Texas Klotz tries to manage his pains
Texas Klotz rides o'er the hills
Texas Klotz forgets to take his pills
Texas Klotz - Invisible Horse

The invisible horse is his trusty steed
They met at an out-of-sight stampede
He runs like the wind and looks like it too
And eventually he'll be invisible glue

Texas Klotz rides across the plains
Texas Klotz tries to manage his pains
Texas Klotz rides o'er the hills
Texas Klotz forgets to take his pills
Texas Klotz - Invisible Horse

Klotz himself - he's quite the stockman
He's half John Wayne and half Michelle Bachmann
And while American Cowboy does not yet rank him
You won't even get a chance to thank him

Texas Klotz rides across the plains
Texas Klotz tries to manage his pains
Texas Klotz rides o'er the hills
Texas Klotz forgets to take his pills
Texas Klotz - Invisible Horse
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Funny, but not funny ha ha