Bhtch Cancer - Gyrating Bhtch

My shoulders and forearms are in tremendous pain
A florescent buzz rings in my brain
I can't fake a candid pose
So I went to see Doctor Blow

The Doctor with his Jerk-O-Scope
Around my torso he did grope
After he finished the examination
I went to his office for the explanation

Breast cancer feels like a curse
Colon cancer might be worse
Lung cancer will do you in
But Bhtch Cancer means you win

When asked "are your affairs in order?"
I feared some terminal disorder
Then he gave me the joyful answer
You have Advanced Stage Three Bhtch Cancer

Breast cancer feels like a curse
Colon cancer might be worse
Lung cancer will do you in
But Bhtch Cancer means you win

Finally past my cancer scare
At last my life is finally fair
Now each day I fantasize
That soon it will metastasize

Breast cancer feels like a curse
Colon cancer might be worse
Lung cancer will do you in
But Bhtch Cancer means you win

Breast cancer feels like a curse
Colon cancer might be worse
Lung cancer will do you in
But Bhtch Cancer means you win