gyrating bhtch
Session:
Me and My Circular Saw |
Turbinado |
Raped by a Donkey |
Bhtch Digger |
Dogfuckerpeanutsandwich |
I Lost My Pan |
How Santa Got Fucked by Global Warming |
Ronnie Milsap |
Donut Ranch |
All Hail Hairbo |
Suddenly, and Without Warning |
Suddenly, and Without Warning (Part Two) |
Captain Flywheel Stageplay |
Merry Christmas, Bhtch |
Unstoppable Hose Truck |
Santa and the elves Have been working in the shop Making toys for boys and girls And drinking lots of pop Then Santa let out a fart That could be heard from pole to pole He released too much carbon monoxide And melted all the snow It's Christmas at the North Pole And there's no fucking snow What the fuck! Holy shit! Where did it go? Cars and buses and air-o-planes Have been depleating the ozone layer While Santa was hard at work Listening to Bhtch and Slayer He was working day and night In his secreat bunker Perfecting all the Christmas toys Especially the Super Bass Lunker On that sunny Christmas Eve Santa emerged with all his loot But soon he was drenched and smelly Sweating through his suit Global warming had taken hold And melted al the snow Flooded the rest of the world Left Santa nowhere to go Now boys and girls, whoa re here with me Now you know the story of... HOW SANTA GOT FUUUUUUUUCKED BY GLOBAL WARMING! |
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song length: 00:04:31
song rating: 7.00