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How Santa Got Fucked by Global Warming
Santa and the elves
Have been working in the shop
Making toys for boys and girls
And drinking lots of pop

Then Santa let out a fart
That could be heard from pole to pole
He released too much carbon monoxide
And melted all the snow

It's Christmas at the North Pole
And there's no fucking snow
What the fuck! Holy shit!
Where did it go?

Cars and buses and air-o-planes
Have been depleating the ozone layer
While Santa was hard at work
Listening to Bhtch and Slayer

He was working day and night
In his secreat bunker
Perfecting all the Christmas toys
Especially the Super Bass Lunker

On that sunny Christmas Eve
Santa emerged with all his loot
But soon he was drenched and smelly
Sweating through his suit

Global warming had taken hold
And melted al the snow
Flooded the rest of the world
Left Santa nowhere to go

Now boys and girls, whoa re here with me
Now you know the story of...

HOW SANTA GOT FUUUUUUUUCKED BY GLOBAL WARMING!
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