I'm a Stone - Gyrating Bhtch

I'm a stone
I'm a fool
I'm an idiot
And I'm dumb
I'm a stone
Yes, I'm cool
I get my share of it

I got lips, they stretch from here to Guatamala, baby
I got a butt so small you can't see it with a microscope

I'm a stone
I'm a fool
I'm an idiot
And I'm dumb
I'm a stone
Yes, I'm cool
I get my share of it

I got a guitar player, he does a lot of drugs
He looks like he's six feet under, baby
But he's cool!!
Let me hear that guitar playing

I'm a stone
I'm a fool
I'm an idiot
And I'm dumb
I'm a stone
Yes, I'm cool
I get my share of it

I got a band, they've been around since 1960
We are dumb, we make money, and we make a lot of it
Let me hear it one time from the back row

I'm a stone
I'm a fool
I'm an idiot
And I'm dumb
I'm a stone
Yes, I'm cool
I get my share of it

People say that I'm gay, but I'm not
People say that I'm gay, well so what?

I'm a stone
I'm a fool
I'm an idiot
And I'm dumb
I'm a stone
Yes, I'm cool
I get my share of it

He's a fool!

I got a drummer, he's name is Stan
He is an idiot, but I don't care
He could be my mother's grandpa, he is so old
But he's got glasses on his face
But you know what? It doesn't matter, because

He's a stone
He's a fool
He's an idiot
And he's dumb
He's a stone
Yes, he's cool
He gets his share of it

Billy Squier!!!