Ex-Girlfriend (Live) - Gyrating Bhtch

There I was, drivin' down the street
Sherman Avenue, to be exact
And I thought I'd go into the Barnes & Noble
Because they just opened up and all
But they wouldn't let me in, you know, because I had my dog riding shotgun
And my ten-gallon hat...so did my dog
And then I thought: "damn, there's no sign that says there's no pets allowed"

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Oh oh oh, I ran over my ex-girlfriend
What a bitch
What a ho
But now she's dead...oh yeah

Then of course I noticed that the salesperson who asked me to leave was my ex-girlfriend
So I said to my ex-girlfriend: "how the hell did you ever get a job working at Barnes & Noble?
"I applied three times, and they wouldn't give me a job, damnit!!"

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So, I said: "Yo, Stella. How the hell did you get a job working at Barnes & Noble?"

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