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Session:
WMMT News |
Captain Flywheel |
Potato Envy |
Candy Bar |
Produce or Else |
Blender Vendor |
Follow Your Dreams |
Not Even A Little Bit |
Date and A Break In |
Horace's Lament |
The Pitch and the Catch |
Goiter Man |
The Produce Section |
Suddenly, and Without Warning |
Suddenly, and Without Warning (Part Two) |
Captain Flywheel Stageplay |
Merry Christmas, Bhtch |
Unstoppable Hose Truck |
And now, WMMT News. In our top story, it looks like the captain's done it again. That's right, folks. Captain Flywheel reportedly fixed Old Man Leon McFadden's riding mower, after it had stopped running last week. Eyewitness reports indicate that Captain Flywheel drove up in a van from the Produce Section, the grocery store just down the road, got out, and knelt down by the mower. Five minutes later, the mower was running like new. The Captain drove off promptly in the van, declining interviews. No one seems to know why he was driving grocer Horace Dryer's van, but observers reported being sure he had a good reason. We'll be back after this. |
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