Big - Gyrating Bhtch

(Music and lyrics provided unwittingly by some random Seattle band. No idea if they're alive or dead)

I'm big now, really big now
I'm bigger all the time
In fact, I think I'll lose my mind
'Cause I'm so big now
So big now
I'm big just like a bear
No, wait, bigger than Mount Rainier
I mean I'm fucking huge!!!

Remember when you laughed at me and told me that I was lame
When I crept up to your windowsill and watched you making love to him
I wanna pluck your whole damn building out
Like a carrot from the ground
And hold it up in my laughing face
And say "what do you think now, bitch?"
I'm so big!!

I'm big now, really big now
I'm bigger all the time
In fact, I think I'll lose my mind
'Cause I'm so big now
So big now
I'm big just like a balloon
So big I swallowed the moon
With my fucking hugeness!!!!

The cosmos take it all for granted
Like Carl Sagan said, yeah
But I remember in my smaller days
All the wonders that it brings
Happy is the solar system
For in the Milky Way it swims
And the earth ain't nuthin' but a clump of dirt
Underneath my fingernail
But I gotta admit, all this cosmic shit
Don't mean a hell of a lot without you
'Cause in this big old space
Underneath my finger trace
I gotta a lot of booze

I'm big now, really big now
I'm bigger all the time
In fact, I think I'll lose my mind
'Cause I'm so big now
So big now
I'm bigger than you all
In fact you're all pretty small
If you ask me.