Ronnie Milsap - Gyrating Bhtch

I once knew Ronnie Milsap
I gave herb to Ronnie Milsap
He was a fucking asshole
What would you do if Ronnie Milsap were in your pants?

Would you roll him a fattie?
Or do a little dance?
In the wall -- there's morter -- there's Milsap!

Seven lines of Milsap on my bed
Milsap is why my sister is gay!
Milsap, Milsap, his mother is dead
I fucking love Ronnie Milsap!

Ronnie, oh Ronnie, where you be?
Could anyone be as Ronnie as thee?
Whatevah.
Your mom wears Milsap boots.

Take me to the river, wash me in the Milsap
That giant crocodile wants to eat Ronnie Milsap
But the tiny alligator wants to crawl into Ronnie Milsap's anus
Holy mother of fuck, it's raining Milsap!

BHTCH!