Christmas at Briskman & Briskman

You were injured in a CAR
You crashed and BURNED
It\'s about TIME
That your bad luck TURNED
Call up B and BEE
'Cause we'll take your CASE
Teach you how to lie, and put your back in a BRACE

Broken bones, sutured wounds
Brains all over the place
Oh, what fun it is to lie in order to win the case

You were working in your YARD
With your brand-new HOE
The one you just BOUGHT
At the hardware STO
You threw out your BACK
Many years aGO
But at B&B, we'll blame it on the HO ho ho

Broken bones, sutured wounds
Blood all over your face
Oh, what fun it is to lie in order to win the case
HEY!

Broken bones, sutured wounds
Brains all over the place
Oh, what fun it is to lie in order to win the case