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The Jesus Song
Jesus, Jesus, what a swell guy
Jesus, Jesus, he makes us all high
Jesus, Jesus, his birthday's today
He forgives all our sins, so we don't have to pay

Christmas is the Christian end-of-the-year celebration of the birth of a Jewish black man who was really born sometime in July, assuming he wasn't invented by a group of mushroom worshippers. He was a lousy carpenter, and he went on to tell lots of people to be nice to each other, and to be really meek. His most important gift, though, was telling everyone he knew to feel real guilty about just about everything all the time, especially his death. Not the least bit ironically, he did a large portion of this telling after he was dead. Nowadays at Christmas, many Christians get a tree and put lots of trinkets on it in his honor.
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