Immaculate Deception - Gyrating Bhtch

Was it Obadiah, seen rolling in the hay?
Or maybe Nehemiah, but I though he was gay
Either way, it’s happened, and I don’t know what to do
My marriage has been ruined by a Commandment-breaking Jew.

(Away in a manger, no crib for his bed)

When I found her pregnant I went right out of my gourd
But last night while I was sleeping came an angel of the lord
“Prepare ye for a shock,” he said, “the biggest of your life.
I don’t know how to tell you, but God just donked your wife.”

The Holy Ghost came from on high to get some serious action
Left Joseph out in the cold without no satisfaction.
Joseph was a simple man; he had no conception
That he’d become the victim of Immaculate Deception.

Had he been a lesser being I would have kicked his ass
But since he’s God and I’m a man, the news just gave me gas
And I suppose that since it’s God I could make an exception
But don't you think the Lord above could've used some contraception!

(The little Lord Jesus lays down his sweet head)

I was going to leave her and find another bride
But God told me to keep her to stay on his good side
So now we’re on our honeymoon and Mary’s three weeks late
And all the while I’m thinking couldn’t God get his own date?

The Holy Ghost came from on high to get some serious action
Left Joseph out in the cold; left his wife in traction.
Joseph was a simple man; he had no conception
That he’d become the victim of Immaculate Deception.