gyrating bhtch
Session:
Boxing Day |
Country Christmas |
Curved or Yellow |
Del Santabo |
Druid Christmas |
Hanukkah Goat |
Immaculate Deception |
Metal Full of Mouth |
Testicles |
The Pudgy Jew Who Saved Christmas |
Suddenly, and Without Warning |
Suddenly, and Without Warning (Part Two) |
Captain Flywheel Stageplay |
Merry Christmas, Bhtch |
Unstoppable Hose Truck |
It was one Christmas morning, not many years ago The city had been covered with a blanket of fresh snow It was a picture-postcard – as Christmas as could be But something just wasn't right, I think you will agree He woke up on that morning as happy as could be He went into the bathroom because he had to pee But his spirits quickly sank when he looked at his wife Her look of grief and lonesomeness cut him like a knife He's the pudgy Jew who saved Christmas; He really saved the day The pudgy Jew who saved Christmas; His friends thought he was gay The pudgy Jew who saved Christmas; An odd state of affairs The pudgy Jew who saved Christmas; He's pudgy but he cares She said, "Christmas is important, and you just can't understand. I've worried about this day since I took you as my man. I miss Faith and Larry, and mom and pappa, too." Well, you too'd be sad if you spent Christmas with a pudgy Jew And so he knew he had to act, but he didn't know what to do He though about a Christmas tree, and gold and diamonds, too But then an angel came to him – the solution clear to see He got her drunk as hell, and put wrestling on TV! Well, I'm sad to say in a short time their marriage came apart They went their separate ways, and each got a fresh start But legend tells that at her house, 'fore Christmas time has left Both young and old drink too much and watch WWF He's the pudgy Jew who saved Christmas; He really saved the day The pudgy Jew who saved Christmas; His friends thought he was gay The pudgy Jew who saved Christmas; An odd state of affairs The pudgy Jew who saved Christmas; He's pudgy… so pudgy… but he cares |
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song length: 00:09:00
song rating: 6.00