gyrating bhtch
Session:
Suddenly, and Without Warning |
Suddenly, and Without Warning (Part Two) |
Captain Flywheel Stageplay |
Merry Christmas, Bhtch |
Unstoppable Hose Truck |
Welcome to Frank's Lumber and Crafts Please be sure to page through our circular, which is available at the front desk You'll find many bargains and more on all the merchandise we carry Which will make your home, or hobby, successful At a reasonable cost!! Hines... Hines... Attention Hines Lumber Store shoppers!! Plywood four by fours are now on sale For $5.99 a board Please come to the service desk to get your wood Waffleboard!!! Waffleboard!!! Waffleboard!!! Get me some waffleboard!! They're building a wall That's why they need waffleboard Welcome to Evanston Lumber We never have a sale Our wood's too good Good wood! Do you carry cattle braisers? Why yes, aisle four What about garden equipment We have the most hoses on the North Shore More trowels than a gazebo!! What about fertilizer? No, sorry BHTCH!! Pine!! Teak!! Redwood!! Plywood!! Would you like those cut in fourths? Halves? Eighths All cuts made at the Builder's Square lumber yard are only guranteed to within one eighth of one inch Please be aware of that Crafty Beaver will not be held responsible for wood halved into cars But please help yourselves to our twine Mahogany... Mahogany... Mahogany... Mahogany... Mahogany... Mahogany... Mahogany... Mahogany... |
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song length: 00:08:18
song rating: 5.50