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Girthy Carriage
She's not quite fat; not really big boned
But I'd take three if she were cloned
None of her significance would I ever disparage
I like a gal with a girthy carriage

Girthy on the bottom - girthy above
Girthy in the middle - I might be in love
Girthy all over in every dimension
Girthy so great I've got a girthy extension

She's a hot big number, she likes to play
I dare not ask, "How much do you weigh?"
When she goes out she really fills out her clothes
When she needs a shower I pull out the hose

Girthy on the bottom - girthy above
Girthy in the middle - I might be in love
Girthy all over in every dimension
Girthy so great I've got a girthy extension

When we come home after one of our dates
That's when she says, "your carriage awaits"
She wakes all the neighbors with her girthy groans
And I fall asleep with girth-broken bones

Girthy on the bottom - girthy above
Girthy in the middle - I might be in love
Girthy all over in every dimension
Girthy so great I've got a girthy extension
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Funny, but not funny ha ha