The Fantabulous Tale of the Poopie Monster of Poopie Monster LLC

I'm the Poopie Monster, seven feet tall
Poop in my hands and wipe it on the wall
I'm the Poopie Monster and I'm from France
When I have to go I poop in my pants

I'm the Poopie Monster pooping in my pants
I'm the Poopie Monster doing the Poopie Dance
I'm the Poopie Monster, I'm not harry
I'm the Poopie Monster, I am so scary

I'm the Poopie Monster nutty and brown
People point and stare when I go to town
I'm the Poopie Monster streaking your bowl
When you try to flush me, I won't go

I'm the Poopie Monster pooping in my pants
I'm the Poopie Monster doing the Poopie Dance
I'm the Poopie Monster I'm not harry
I'm the Poopie Monster I am so scary

I'm the Poopie Monster wearing a tree
You would too if you smelled like me
I'm the Poopie Monster I smell so bad
When people point and stare I feel so bad

I'm the Poopie Monster pooping in my pants
I'm the Poopie Monster doing the Poopie Dance
I'm the Poopie Monster, I'm not harry
I'm the Poopie Monster, I am so scary

I'm the Poopie Monster I will get my revenge
Splattering water on your butt so you'll have to cleanse
I'm the Poopie Monster and I will peak
You'll have to squeeze so there is no leak

I'm the Poopie Monster pooping in my pants
I'm the Poopie Monster doing the Poopie Dance
I'm the Poopie Monster, I'm not harry
I'm the Poopie Monster, I am so scary