gyrating bhtch
Session:
Suddenly, and Without Warning |
Suddenly, and Without Warning (Part Two) |
Captain Flywheel Stageplay |
Merry Christmas, Bhtch |
Unstoppable Hose Truck |
For some reason I thought it would be smart To run a marathon then eat meat till I shart What was thinking when I said I could do this? Now I'm in the bathroom and have blood in my piss Passing out blacking out praying for the end I feel like a diver who's got the bends I can't stand and I can't sit, I'm laying here with my pants full of shit I smell like a festering, infected tampon I feel like I just took it from a strap on The shit is oozing out of my sphincter How the hell did I get here? Well, my hero who goes by the name Brud Ran some marathons and made me feel like crud I realized how fat and out of shape I am Then I sat down and ate a ten pound ham When I awoke from my meat coma I had to do something to change my form-ah I thought that maybe I should start running My plan was brilliant and felt so cunning Passing out blacking out praying for the end I feel like a diver who's got the bends I can't stand and I can't sit, I'm laying here with my pants full of shit I started running, but could only make it a few feet I started to wonder if I would have to cheat But I kept going and refused to stop Soon I thought that I would be on top But then I timed myself and knew I screwed I had to come up with a new plan so I was shrewd Nobody had ever eaten so much meat After completing a marathon, what a feat. I know I could do this and I'd be the best Running was fine, but meat would put me to the test After several bloody cuts of sirloin and lamb I started to have convulsions in my diaphragm Passing out blacking out praying for the end I feel like a diver who's got the bends I can't stand and I can't sit, I'm laying here with my pants full of shit As I said, I ran the marathon with ease Even though every mile I had to sneeze Then later we went to Fogo de Chao As I tell this story I regret it now. The meat was so tender and tasted it so good I was on top of everything I was king of the hood. I ate animal after animal and I was in bliss Then all of sudden I felt like I should piss I went to the bathroom with a confident swagger As I started to pee, I felt like I got stabbed by a dagger An explosion rocked my anus and out flew the poo I was mortified and didn't know what to do I pulled myself together and hailed an Uber Got a towel and wiped away the poo Then crawled out of the bathroom and onto the street Why did I think I could eat all of this meat? Passing out blacking out praying for the end I feel like a diver who's got the bends I can't stand and I can't sit, I'm laying here with my pants full of shit |
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song length: 00:05:50
song rating: 5.00