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When Deaf People Fart
How we met in the first place I have no idea
She was in Communications, and I couldn't understand a word she said
Every date was a disaster, yet we ended in bed
It was never great, but it was good enough

It's a mystery; she's a breed apart
One of those paradoxes, like when deaf people fart
She called me to end it, and I was like, "Okay"
Man, I tell you, I am *never* dating a Canadian again

As an artist, I view my works from the eyes of an abstract impressionist. Although there appear to be clear-and-straightforward story lines, I purposely leave a carefully created degree of ambiguity and uncertainty. To some, this song is about the horrid conditions of confined animals in the modern zoo system. Others see a simply offensive sonnet about homosexual rape. While others may read it as an homage to the kinky diversions of those hidden from the public eye. There are as many different interpretations of, really, all our songs. That variety of interpretations has contributed to the incredible commercial success of the entire Gyrating Bhtch catalog.

It's a mystery; she's a breed apart
One of those paradoxes, like when deaf people fart
She called me to end it, and I was like, "Okay"
Man, I tell you, I am *never* dating a Canadian again

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