gyrating bhtch
Session:
Suddenly, and Without Warning |
Suddenly, and Without Warning (Part Two) |
Captain Flywheel Stageplay |
Merry Christmas, Bhtch |
Unstoppable Hose Truck |
SLIDE 13: Carl departs from Hairbo The Shepherd had brought Carl no closer to the answers he sought. Maybe Santa does batter Canadians, but what about everyone else? Certainly to fear Christmas was not the meaning he sought. And what of this Santa - a faux-obese man who squeezes down chimneys and gives away presents? Carl thought to himself, saying, “A man so magnanimous - surely he can help me discover the meaning of Christmas!” SLIDE 14: Carl goes north to meet Del Santabo And as fate would have it, the star led Carl further and further north, until he was standing at the North Pole, and there met him Blowman The Crotchety Santa. SLIDE 15: Blowman tells his tale Blowman cast a lazy, drunken eye towards Carl, staggered to his feet, and said: Come closer to me, you strange little man And let me tell you a tale to spread through the land I do despise Christmas and all that it brings From those dirty little elves, to those ugly deer with wings When I left from Chicago to travel points east I aimed for New England; where on chowder I’d feast But I was ambushed by elves who brought me up here They poked me with ice picks, and plied me with beer Told me, they did, that Old Santa had split With these parting words: “I’ve had enough of this shit” All people love Santa, or so you are told But that’s just the bait to get you in the fold What they don’t tell you is that most all the toys Go to selfish little girls, and ungrateful boys You toil away hard, each fall, spring and summer So each winter you’re pooh-poohed - man what a bummer! |
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song length: 00:01:51
song rating: 5.00