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Plain and Brown
The gifts are piled under the tree
But this year they look different to me
No Santa, no snowmen, no Rudolph around
This year’s wrapping is plain and brown

No more sweaters or socks or shoes
No more jack-in-the-box wind-up-toy blues
I’m not getting briefs and I’m not getting gloves
This year I’m getting me some blow-up doll love

X! X! X! – Ho! Ho! Ho!

This Christmas I’ve been reborn
This Christmas I’m getting porn!
This Christmas I’ve been reborn
This Christmas I’m getting porn!

No catalogs from Sears or Spiegel
I’m reading Hustler and Barely Legal
Jimmy Stewart? No! John Holmes? Yes!
Be it MastraBeta or VHS

X! X! X! – Ho! Ho! Ho!

This Christmas I’ve been reborn
This Christmas I’m getting porn
This Christmas I’ve been reborn
This Christmas I’m getting porn

Last year Christmas left me empty and hollow
This year Christmas won’t suck…



X! X! X! – Ho! Ho! Ho!

This Christmas I’ve been reborn,
This Christmas I’m getting porn!
This Christmas I’ve been reborn,
This Christmas I’m getting porn!
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