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Merry Christmas Bhtch! Live!

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I Found Jesus, Hes in My Trunk
I went to church on Sunday morn
There I finally saw the light
Turns out Jesus was reborn
I put him in me trunk

At the market yesterday
Jesus appeared in my shopping cart
Rolled away with my castaway
And put him in me trunk

Well, I found Jesus, he's in my trunk
I found he was fact, when I'd thought him bunk
The only reason we wrote this song
Was to get the audience drunk

Drink!
Drink!
Drink!
Bhtch!

Went to see a picture show
I took a seat in front of Him
Complained about my tall chapeau
So I put him in my trunk

If you drive a Dodge or Ford
To get yourself from here to there
And you should happen across our Lord
Put him in your trunk
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song length: 00:02:28

song rating: 5.00

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