Battery Park - Gyrating Bhtch

I bring to you a new religion
It goes by the name of Willism
It brings to you much love and joy
The main rule is to eat no soy

Do you want veggies, fruit or grain?
Hell no, they will cause you pain!
Do you want greens, bananas and corn?
These will just leave you feeling forlorn

Meat meat meat is what we must eat!
Meat meat meat is what we must eat!
Meat meat meat is what we must eat!

Worried about your colon or rectal cysts?
With Willism, they will cease to exist.
Come my friends and come my foes.
With Willism we will grow so close.

We will sit together, consume the flesh
Of many beasts that were killed fresh
We celebrate our founder’s good will
And we all eat until we get our fill

Meat meat meat is what we must eat!
Meat meat meat is what we must eat!
Meat meat meat is what we must eat!

No matter who you hate or wish to kill
When you eat the meat you will get your fill
With a healthy appetite and allegiance to Willism
You will mend the rift and heal the schism