Palos Heights - Gyrating Bhtch

When autumn comes to Palos Heights
I wet my bed on those scary knights
They get mighty peeved when they start to rust
But I told them it was me they couldn't trust

As my gray hairs continue to tickle my brain
My ankles and Knees are in tremendous pain
I walk as far as the road is long
Lift my voice loud and sing this [wonderful] song

Huge Euge is a big guy
He had a big roast pig
Huge Euge is a big guy
He loved to dance the jig

And when that Palos sun is sinking fast
I peel off the layers of my brother's body cast
And realize that all but love and truth are wrong
And to lift my spirits, I return to this song

Huge Euge is a big guy
He had a big roast pig
Huge Euge is a big guy
He loved to dance the jig