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The Poopie Monster of Poopie Monster LLC Goes to School
At recess I'll jump on the swing; soon I'll be higher than anything
Jump off the swing and land on my feet; now people point because I am so neat
Climb up the slide and then slip on down; the trail I'll leave will be nutty and brown
You still want to go next because you know I'm cool; I'm the hippest dude ever to go to this school

I'm the Poopie Monster going to school
People point and stare they can be so cruel
I won't cry because they are mean
I'll win them over by being seen

The spelling test comes and I will ace it; then nobody will laugh at my braces.
History is next and I get 'em all right; I know so much it is out of sight
Debate club comes and then it goes; I am so smart you know it shows
My lab partner in science is a lucky one; after we finish we get to have fun

I'm the Poopie Monster going to school
People point and stare they can be so cruel
I won't cry because they are mean
I'll win them over by being seen

On the way home they all gather around; I am known as the coolest in town
Run next to my wagon and then hop aboard; my mommy drives the newest Ford
In the car I play my PS3; everybody wants to be like me
I'm the Poopie Monster I am so cool; I live my life by the golden rule

I'm the Poopie Monster going to school
People point and stare they can be so cruel
I won't cry because they are mean
I'll win them over by being seen

Don't be mean or you'll look a fool!!!!!
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Funny, but not funny ha ha