gyrating bhtch
Session:
Suddenly, and Without Warning |
Suddenly, and Without Warning (Part Two) |
Captain Flywheel Stageplay |
Merry Christmas, Bhtch |
Unstoppable Hose Truck |
There was once a joint called the Noyes Street Café It was right by the tracks, and boy was it gay! It was run by a Greek dude, and they called him Jimmy He was the owner-slash-cook-slash-manager-slash-dummy What do you want, what do you wish? Ahi is a kind, and Tuna is a fish What do you want, what do you wish? Ahi is a kind, and Tuna is a fish Jimmy’s wife, Lorna, she also was dim She’d sit in the back, smoke fags and down gin Her sole contribution was the art on the wall Some of it was long, and some of it was tall What do you want, what do you wish? Ahi is a kind, and Tuna is a fish What do you want, what do you wish? Ahi is a kind, and Tuna is a fish HEY ALL YOU GB FANS! STAY TUNED FOR THE AHI TUNA STORY PART II! COMING SOON!!! The host’s name was Dino, that’s Dino Calabrese Who once told me “Ben, there’s blood in my pee” He used to drink Jack; he’d drink a whole fifth And then really wondered why his mind was so pithed What do you want, what do you wish? Ahi is a kind, and Tuna is a fish What do you want, what do you wish? Ahi is a kind, and Tuna is a fish So I got a job there, ‘cause I needed the dough I schlepped burgers and breadsticks and man did it blow I’d work a few nights, I’d work Saturday morn And I’d walk out of there with five bucks and forlorn |
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song length: 00:03:24
song rating: 2.86